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Spandex Sidney 3:10 Wed Dec 31
Let's all guess at the complete Muppet that will be the next manager of Newcastle Utd.

Knowing that the fattest man in Newcastle (and as you can imagine he's up against some pretty stiff competition) WILL go for the cheapest and most stupid option possible can we all have a good laugh at who might possibly be next?

I'll start with Dave Hockaday.

claret n blue 3:14 Wed Dec 31
Re: Let's all guess at the complete Muppet that will be the next manager of Newcastle Utd.

Joe Kinnear

normannomates 3:17 Wed Dec 31
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Ally MC' Coist
Or maybe Roy chubby brown
Woy Rodgson as the outrageous piss take

LJC 4:04 Wed Dec 31
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There are plenty being named on the pardew to palace thread.

balders 4:07 Wed Dec 31
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Occurding to a geordie last night Bruce as got it

Joke Whole 4:23 Wed Dec 31
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Think that little known Portuguese chap Pinta Bovherd is wot got it.

Private Dancer 4:29 Wed Dec 31
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Bruce makes sense. He's a Geordie and I doubt the Hulll owner will give a fuck if he leaves.

normannomates 5:11 Wed Dec 31
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These cunts have gone longer than us in winning anything.
They are the laughing stock of English football.
Long may it continue.

Alex G 8:10 Wed Dec 31
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Bruce will cost money in compensation. Ashley won't be having that!

Son of Anarchy 8:12 Wed Dec 31
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Glenn fucking ROEDER

ray winstone 8:14 Wed Dec 31
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Kevin KEEGAN.

Mr Polite 8:27 Wed Dec 31
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Hopefully Alan Shearer again

Ridikzappa 8:34 Wed Dec 31
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Jimmy Nail

DOUBLE COBBS BOB 8:36 Wed Dec 31
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Gonzo

cholo 8:50 Wed Dec 31
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Alan childishly.

cholo 8:51 Wed Dec 31
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...oh Fuck it you know who I meant.

Grumpster 8:55 Wed Dec 31
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Dave Boreman

Leonard Hatred 8:59 Wed Dec 31
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Barry Fry

Mr Polite 9:00 Wed Dec 31
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Stephen Fry

Stevethehammer 9:02 Wed Dec 31
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Mike Ashley himself!
Let's see how the most loyal passionate fans in the whole wide world are then shall we.

Sandon SandIRON 9:09 Wed Dec 31
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They had the best manager that a club of their stature could ever have hoped for but their silly fans forced him out and they ended up losing their inspirational captain too.

Great news for us!

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